Here’s a list of 25 bumper stickers you might enjoy.
1. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
2. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).
3. Honk if you’ve never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. My mother was a moonshiner, and I love her still.
6. Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
7. Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you’re a jerk.
8. What would Scooby do?
9. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
10. I don’t have a beer gut; I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
11. I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.
12. Honk if you want to see my finger.
13. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
14. Is it time for your medication or mine?
15. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
16. Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
17. A day without sunshine is like night.
18. In America, anyone can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
19. I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
20. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
21. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
22. Keep honking while I reload.
23. Driver carries no cash. He’s married.
24. I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!
25. Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
